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gaddes
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:05 pm    Post subject: best pickup lines Reply with quote

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!



Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.



(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"



True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.


Nice Shoes. Wanna fxxk?



How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I said that, I wouldn't get lucky. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you never know! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OCEAN ! Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kinda like the,

Do you know karate?, cause your body's kick'in Laughing ,

other than that anything gentalmanly is allways a favorite of mine! Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote:3e996e2e1e="HemiGirl"]I kinda like the,

Do you know karate?, cause your body's kick'in Laughing ,

other than that anything gentalmanly is allways a favorite of mine! Wink[/quote:3e996e2e1e]

lmao
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you have a sewing machine?
why?
cuz i'm ripped.


*looks at crotch*
*looks at her*
well? its not gonna suck itself
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