Joke from
a Woman to another Woman "Some husbands are living proof that
a woman can take a joke!"
Joke from
a Man to another Man; "Men are Vain, They will check themselves
out in the mirror.However women are ridiculous; they will check
their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, shop
windows."
Then why
do YOU think women misunderstand men and vice-versa? One basic
fact of life. Women and men are different. I am not talking
about their physical attributes, but in their attitudes to relationships.
I am a man,
writing this article. I have tried to be fair, but can I tell
you ladies, I just can't understand you most of the time. But
I am sure that most of you would answer, that you can't understand
us men.
I have been
guilty of most of the attitudes listed, especially the shopping
which I hate. Therefore to go a little way in imparting some
understanding, here are 10 situations where the thinking of
men and women go in opposite directions;
- ANGER:
When Anger or another problem enters a relationship A woman
will want to repair the situation or problem before any sex.
A man
will think that making love will make it all right again.
- TOUCHING:
For women touching without sex is comforting and very soothing.
They find that the touching gives a warm feeling of security.
However
for men touching without sex can easily be misunderstood
and he can even feel threatened.
Please
understand that when men touch each other, it is in a rough
manner. They slap or punch each other on the back. Tender
touching makes many men feel vulnerable and dependent. These
have been seen by men to be un masculine.
Men
find it uncomfortable with so much closeness. It makes them
feel vulnerable. However women are not comfortable without
this type of intimacy.
- TELEPHONE:
Men use the telephone or mobile phone as a communication device.
It is to send short messages to each other.
However
women see the telephone differently. They use it to keep
in touch with their friends supporting, helping and growing
relationships. They are more interested in people and feelings
than objects such as telephones and the latest video games.
- SEX:
When it comes to foreplay, women prefer 40-45 minutes of foreplay.
However men on the other hand prefer 40-45 seconds of foreplay
before sex
- GOING
OUT: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is
ready to go out. However when a woman says she is ready to
go out, it means she is ready, as soon as she finds her other
piece of jewellery and makes just one more phone call.
- SHOPPING:
Women can shop all day and enjoy the whole experience. Its
a chance to talk. They use talk to build and sustain connections
with others. However men just want finish and close the situation.
Its their nature. One can view this difference anytime with
couples in shopping malls.
- BATHROOMS
A man has on average around 5-6 items in his bathroom. A woman
on the other hand has over 200 items in her bathroom. Make
no attempt to ask a man to identify all these items.
- DRESSING
UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, gardening, answer
the phone, or get the post. A man will dress up for weddings
and funerals.
- CHILDREN:
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about doctors
and dentists appointments. All their friends, their favorite
and not so favorite foods, plus their secret fears and their
hopes and dreams.
Most
men, though not as many as years ago, are aware of some
short people sharing the home.
- TOYS:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach
the age of approximately 12, they seem to lose the interest.
However,
men NEVER grow out of their obsession with toys. As they
get older, the toys simply get more expensive. One shopping
channel has a section called "Big Boys Toys"
In ending
this article I would like to stress the points:
- Not all
women are alike
- Not all
men are alike.
There have
been great men and great women who have made this world such
a better place. No matter what sex you are I leave you with
this quote that applies to all of us